My dad is so fucking cheap. I don’t have a job and he knows it’s impossible here to get a job but he expects me to pay for everything. I need to clear a hold for school, “you pay for it”. I need clothes or shoes, “you pay for it”. I haven’t gotten new clothes or shoes in years. My bf has bought me my last two pairs and thank god he has. I literally don’t ask for much, just things I really need. I don’t think asking him to buy a simple calculator at Walmart is too much to ask for and he still is an ass about it. I’m not the only one who needs a fucking calculator and yet he just came back from the mall after watching two movies in a row. The ONLY time I ask for anything is if it pertains to school. I ask him for one little thing and he just laughs in my face. Hmm let me go suck a dick or two for that money if that’s what you want.
im gonna fuck plankton
what is it called when u kill a friend
Guys are pretty gross when they’re at parties. It’s not the fact that the pee on fences or on the side of the house but the fact they don’t wash their hands after touching their dick. I may not have a dick but you have to get that thing out one way or another. And when they’re done they continue with their beerpong game like ew wtf that ball that they just threw has their dick sweat on it and now that ball is going to land in someone’s cup
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”